Helpdesk Rap

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Another IT Help Desk tech and I got into a bit of a thing.

Other Tech: You such a smooth guy with all the ladies’ software!
Me: Daaaaaaaamn right I be. All up in that software reinstall shizz.
Other Tech: Smooth talkin’ them n all
Me:
Walkin’ them through the software installs,
Cause failed installations ain’t nothing but balls,
The ladies love when the help desk guy calls,
Cause he’s got their software knowledge and that’s how he rawls.