Mission: Elf On A Shelf

Writing

Christmas Eve 2014: I’ve had the Elf on the Shelf under observation for some weeks now. He showed up unexpectedly. One day he’s not there, the next he is. Watching. No idea how he got in. It might have been with inside help. No one can be trusted.

I’ve gathered intelligence from various sources that seems to indicate the elf is an observer for a foreign organization headed by a male code named “Santa”. We don’t know much about this group yet other than they appear to specialize in covert infiltration and “package delivery” missions. No indication as to who they work for. The Russians? The North Koreans? Some as of yet unknown player? Time will tell. I’ve been monitoring all known radio frequencies and I’m not picking anything up. No bluetooth, no WiFi. If this Elf is broadcasting back to their Northern Base I can’t figure out how.

Chatter indicates there’s something going down between midnight and 0600. I’ve got the sentries and booby traps in place. Due to security concerns I can’t go into more detail in this transmission. But rest assured when this bastard makes his move… he’s mine.